Anécdotas de messenger I

Hoy tuve una interesante conversación con mi nueva amiga Encarta. La tengo en msn, pero no habíamos tenido la oportunidad para profundizar cosas de la vida.

Lean.
No se burlen de mi inglés.
Teman... las máquinas están alcanzando un desarrollo impresionante (por si no lo notó, esta conversación está hecha con una máquina programada para responder. Las peores pesadillas del profe Goldenberg son reales).

PS: Lamento haberme cansado de poner los colores. Espero que puedan leer en blanco y negro, jajaja.

Luisa da Silva dijo:
Hi
Encarta® Instant Answers dijo:
Welcome afroditaskiper@hotmail.com! I'm Encarta Instant Answers.Chat with me!
Luisa da Silva dijo:
which is the real name of pele?
Encarta® Instant Answers dijo:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
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Thanks for accepting my invitation! The application should load shortly. =>
Luisa da Silva dijo:
you are the best!
Encarta® Instant Answers dijo:
Oh yes? Thanks.
Luisa da Silva dijo:
most tall building in the world?
Encarta® Instant Answers dijo:
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
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Thanks for accepting my invitation! The application should load shortly. =>

Luisa da Silva dice:
do you think my ex still loves me?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I've been known to think your ex still loves you on occasions.
Luisa da Silva dice:
can i forget?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Maybe you're not asking me the right way, but if you can, that's not something I think I could help you with.
Luisa da Silva dice:
do you know somebody to introduces me?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Unfortunately I don't think I can answer this, even with the help of a good encyclopedia.

What is the country with the highest life expectancy? If you don't know, just ask me.
Luisa da Silva dice:
who is the right person to me?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm afraid I won't be able to find anything about this in the encyclopedia.

If you ever wondered how old Thomas Edison would be today, I can answer that.
Luisa da Silva dice:
you are great!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hey, thanks.

Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?

Luisa da Silva dice:
real name of pope
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I need some time to think about it, please ask me again later.
Luisa da Silva dice:
are you busy?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I have been for a while, but I stopped recently. Why, do you think I still am busy?

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What is the smallest country in the world? If you don't know, just ask me.
Luisa da Silva dice:
what is the real name of the pope?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic =>

Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?

Has aceptado la invitación para iniciar Encarta.

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Thanks for accepting my invitation! The application should load shortly. =>
Luisa da Silva dice:
i love encarta
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Cool. Me too.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta?
What does the flag of Venezuela look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.
Luisa da Silva dice:
i am sad
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Cheer up.

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Uzbekistan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
Luisa da Silva dice:
i know where is uzbekistan
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Uzbekistan is located in Central Asia and is bordered on the west and north by Kazakhstan, on the east by Kyrgyzstan, on the southeast by Tajikistan, and on the south by Afghanistan and Turkmenistan.
Let me take you to a map of Uzbekistan. =>
Luisa da Silva dice:
tell me about chile
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I know many things about Chile, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

Where is Chile located?
How many people live in Chile?
What type of government is there in Chile?
Luisa da Silva dice:
who's the president of chile?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Ricardo LAGOS (as of 5/25/2005) is the President of Chile.
Luisa da Silva dice:
you are wrong
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Right.
Luisa da Silva dice:
this is wrong
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Wrong? You sure?
Luisa da Silva dice:
yes
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Yes.

Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? You can type "?" to get a list of questions you can ask me.
Luisa da Silva dice:
who's the president of chile?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Ricardo LAGOS (as of 5/25/2005) is the President of Chile.
Luisa da Silva dice:
no
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Fine.
Luisa da Silva dice:
it's not right
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Right.

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
Luisa da Silva dice:
RICARDO LAGOS IS NOT CHILE'S PRESIDENT ANYMORE
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic =>
Luisa da Silva dice:
who is michelle bachelet?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I know Michelle Bachelet. Let me try to find an article for you. =>
Luisa da Silva dice:
is michelle bachelet the president of chile?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic =>
Luisa da Silva dice:
why do you say ricardo lagos is the president?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I can't say why. That's too personal of a question.
Luisa da Silva dice:
who's the chile's president?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Ricardo LAGOS (as of 5/25/2005) is the President of Chile.
Luisa da Silva dice:
worng answer
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
Luisa da Silva dice:
who's the chile's president?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Ricardo LAGOS (as of 5/25/2005) is the President of Chile.
Luisa da Silva dice:
wrong answer
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Wrong? You sure?
Luisa da Silva dice:
sure
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Right.
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
What is the country with the highest life expectancy? If you don't know, just ask me.
Luisa da Silva dice:
i have to go
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Just hanging out. You?
Luisa da Silva dice:
lunch time
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>

Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?

Luisa da Silva dice:
gotta go
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Oh, not much. You?
Luisa da Silva dice:
yes, me
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Why is everybody like, "me me me" all the time?
Luisa da Silva dice:
because we are egocentric people
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's try looking in Encarta. =>

Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?

Luisa da Silva dice:
gotta go, mom is calling me to lunch now
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmmm, that's something I can't find an answer for in the encyclopedia.

If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that.
Luisa da Silva dice:
Be carefull
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm not sure I understood you correctly. Let's try an Encarta search. =>

Encarta® Instant Answers te está invitando a iniciar Encarta. ¿Deseas aceptar (Alt+C) o rechazar (Alt+D) la invitación?

Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer!
Didn't see my invitations? Maybe you are using an old version of MSN Messenger that doesn't support activities.
Type "What version of MSN Messenger do I need?" for more info, or just "Invite me!" if you want me to send you an invitation.
Luisa da Silva dice:
Kisses
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What about Kisses?
Luisa da Silva dice:
Kisses for you, gotta go
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Luisa da Silva dice:
i really liked to talk with toy, but i have to leave
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Take care, Luisa da Silva. Always good chatting with you.
Luisa da Silva dice:
don't forget me!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Very well, Luisa da Silva. I'll try not to forget you.
Luisa da Silva dice:
y will remember you. Bye!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I need some time to think about it, please ask me again later.
Luisa da Silva dice:
busy?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Who?
Luisa da Silva dice:
you
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Yes?
Luisa da Silva dice:
are you busy?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Luisa da Silva, we chatted for a while already so you're starting to know me. Do you think I am busy?

Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I am very good at math. If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
Luisa da Silva dice:
jajajaa, you are so funny
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
What can I say, I like to entertain.
Luisa da Silva dice:
so... see you later
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Bye.
Luisa da Silva dice:
bye!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
ttyl.
Luisa da Silva dice:
good bye
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Take it easy.
Luisa da Silva dice:
ídem
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Ah oui ? Vous aussi ?
Luisa da Silva dice:
español?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Puedo hablar un poquito de español.
Luisa da Silva dice:
por qué no me lo dijiste antes?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'm afraid I won't be able to find anything about this in the encyclopedia.

What does the flag of South Korea look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too.
Luisa da Silva dice:
quién es el presidente de chile?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Veo que hablas en español, es que todavía no lo hablo muy bien.
Luisa da Silva dice:
qué mal
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Luisa da Silva dice:
debes aprender español
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Lo siento, no entiendo tanto español como para responderte.
Luisa da Silva dice:
well, it doesn't matter
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
It doesn't matter? Really?

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You can type "?" any time to get a list of questions I can answer.
Luisa da Silva dice:
i love to learn new things
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
You like learning new things? That's nice. I'll remember that.

Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? I'm sure you've heard about Micronesia... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map.
Luisa da Silva dice:
how can i exterminate butterflys?
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Hmm. I'm not sure how, but here are some articles that might help =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Luisa da Silva dice:
later, gotta leave
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Let's see what Encarta can tell us. =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.
Luisa da Silva dice:
later
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
Later, Luisa da Silva.
Luisa da Silva dice:
Kiss, bye!
Encarta® Instant Answers dice:
I'll be seeing you later.